Saw this funny thing making its way around some other messageboards today; figured some of you might enjoy it (especially for any/all who get the reference).
NOTE: If you've never watched the WWE (formerly WWF) before, skip this post because otherwise it'll only be nonsense for you...
"Things I want to see in the Super Bowl that has no chance of happening"
4th quarter, 2 minute warning. Saints are ahead 35-31. Colts have the ball at their own 5 yard line. Archie and Eli Manning are sitting in the stands wearing their Peyton Manning Colts jerseys, clutching each others hands. Peyton Manning begins one of his epic methodical drives down the field.
The Saints do their best, but it's clear they're winded. Manning moves the ball past midfield. 40 yard line... 30... 20.. 10. There are just seconds left on the clock now, time for one more play. The Saints call their last timeout, desperate for any respite from the Manning onslaught.
The refs are huddled on the field and... what's this? Eli Manning... is... on the field arguing with the refs!? What is going on!? Peyton Manning is confused, he doesn't know what his brother is doing! And now... Archie is on the field! It-it looks like he's trying to calm Peyton down and....
OH MY GAWD! OH MY GAWD KING! ARCHIE MANNING JUST HIT HIS SON WITH A STEEL CHAIR! PEYTON MANNING IS ON THE GROUND CLUTCHING HIS KNEE AND HIS FATHER IS STANDING OVER HIM! OH MY GAWD, ARCHIE MANNING IS PULLING OFF HIS COLTS JERSEY AND HE'S WEARING A VINTAGE ARCHIE MANNING SAINTS JERSEY! THE CROWD GOES WILD AS PEYTON MANNING LIES SCREAMING ON THE TURF! OH MY GAWD KING, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS! WHY, ARCHIE MANNING, WHY? TELL ME WHY YOU SON OF A ......., TELL ME WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!