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"During the 2nd practice today, Scott ran 42 laps with a top speed of 116.796 mph on lap 23."
"Well testing went really well. The team are great but I just screwed up and bent the car. Ego took a big hit!"
"The Will Power and I just had a killer workout at the shop. I think our trainer thoroughly enjoys seeing us hurt!"
"Is playing Wii Golf going to help my real game? I hope so!!"
"Did u know that. If a driver seats 1.5 inches to the back. The % on the weight distribuition may vary up to a 1%. That's priceless !"
"Scott took part in the Daytona 5K this morning and placed 3rd in the (30-34) age group, and 24th overall in field of 1,000."
"Went for good run....sun is out was not that cold at all....I was wearing my fireproof underwear though"
Versus (Indycar partner) is a big supporter of Danica in NASCAR http://twitpic.com/14x5d2 www.versus.com/indycar - what a joke.
"Will donate a Helmet for an auction. For Haiti!! Please support this needed people."
"open wheel fans have been foolishly loyal over the last 15 years , as both series have dragged open wheel to the bottom of the ocean ."
"Bia figueiredo , in a 3rd car at drier and reinbold . It's so great to see guys from north america get a chance in the izod indycar series"
"This week is big week. Hope I have some good news for you guys. Been working my butt off."
"was in some good meetings today. i am not gonna stop working and been positive."
"@lancearmstrong Dude, freakin awesome win at Daytona, it is so nice to see great things happen to a good person, you deserve it!!!"
"@jamiemcmurray Dude, freakin awesome win at Daytona, it is so nice to see great things happen to a good person, you deserve it!!!"
Dear Column A,
You're doing it wrong.