As long as we're releasing transcripts of text conversations, here's one that Wedge and I had just today! Enjoy...
Furious: u love me
Wedge: um, ok. can you set-up our fantasy basketball league? the season starts next week.
Furious: Im gonna have all of u soon
Wedge: yeah right. i'm winning it all this year.
Wedge: are you setting it up?
Furious: hi baby
Wedge: huh? where are you?
Wedge: are you setting up the league?
Furious: Im at the store tryin to fix it
Wedge: you're setting up the league at a store? can't you do it at home??
Furious: yes but I have people comin to look at the furniture 2day
Furious: Baby I might have a break down im so stressed
Wedge: are you talking to me?
Furious: baby I need to pay the cell phone bills n the hospital.can u transfer 2000 to my acc
Furious: baby I might need to go to the hospital.baby whats wrong w me i can hardly breath
Wedge: i don't know what the hell is wrong with you, but i'm not giving you $2,000!
Furious: just got home
Wedge: good. can you set up the basketball league now?
Furious: im tryin I just want this pain in my chest to go away
Wedge: dude, just go to yahoo and set it up.
Furious: im gonna try to sleep. If it dnt go away im goin to the hospital.
Wedge: uh, ok.
Furious: baby I wanna pay some of my bills b4 I go to wrk. All this bills n everythin else is stressin me out
Furious: baby what are u doing
Wedge: waiting for you to stop calling me baby and start setting up our damn fantasy basketball league.
Furious: do u have my acc number
Wedge: you just need your yahoo password.
Furious: Baby I have to be w u 2nite. I dnt care where
Furious: Tell me u gonna be w me
Furious: baby where u gonna be at when I get off
Wedge: um, we live like 10 hours apart. when do you think i should draft dirk?
Furious: round 11
Wedge: there's no way i'm waiting until round 11!
Furious: where u gonna be at baby
Wedge: on my computer, pre-ranking for our draft as soon as you set this thing up!
Furious: k ill call when I get off
Furious: do u wanna get out n drink
Wedge: dude, can you just set the league up?
Furious: k im going to the condo in a min
Wedge: good. i'll let everyone know we'll draft this weekend.
Furious: they asleep babe
Wedge: it's like noon. i'm pretty sure everyone's at work.
Furious: u want me to open the gate
Wedge: i don't even know what that means.
Furious: its open
Furious: im going to the store
Wedge: dude, i'm just gonna set the league up myself.