Let me tell you about the absolute best move I've come up with for Mario Kart. On Rainbow Road, if the Mario gods bless you with a Bullet Bill, don't use it. Save it for the next time you fall off the track. Then, as you plummet to your death, hit the button to summon the almighty power of Bullet Bill. One minute, you're dead. The next, you're flying past people.
Anyway, I'm really glad Mrs. Speedgeek is playing tonight. It gives me some competition for last place!