As LSU is struggling to keep up with Vanderbilt early in the second half, we're trying to keep an eye on the UFC stuff and just saw a guy (Amirkhani) win in eight seconds. I mean, I know people get into this stuff, but that guy just flew across the world to fight for eight seconds! An opening kick, a couple of punches, head back home.
So imagine if other sports could be won so quickly. Here are some of my suggestions for possible automatic wins in other sports.
Baseball: Lead-off home run. 1-0 win. Game over.
Basketball: Win the tip, immediately throw up a halfcourt shot. If it goes in, you win.
Football: Run back the opening kick for a touchdown. Good night.
Any other sports?